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Slogans

• Better by Adobe. Adobe
• The road will never be the same. Acura
• Ask about it at work. Aflac
• We know money. AIG
• Stronger than dirt. Ajax
• I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Alka-Seltzer
• Mama mia, thatsa spicy meatball. Alka-Seltzer
• The relief goes on. Allegra
• You’re in good hands with Allstate. Allstate Insurance
• Doesn’t your dog deserve Alpo? Alpo Dog Food
• Works like a dream. Ambien
• Something special in the air. American Airlines
• Behold the power of cheese. American Dairy Association
• Don’t leave home without it. American Express
• Do more. American Express
• My life. My card. American Express
• For fast, fast, fast relief. Anacin
• Legendary reliability. APC
• Think different. Apple Computer
• The power to be your best. Apple Computer
• Think outside the box. Apple Computer
• Reach out and touch someone. AT&T
• The world’s networking company. AT&T
• Never follow. Audi
• We try harder. Avis
• Higher standards. Bank of America
• Thank you for your support. Bartles & Jaymes
• Bayer works wonders. Bayer Aspirin
• Flick my Bic. Bic
• We mean clean. Bissell
• Life’s messy. Clean it up! Bissell
• Sheer driving pleasure. BMW
• The ultimate driving machine. BMW
• Better sound through research. BOSE
• The quicker picker-upper. Bounty
• When you’ve got it, flaunt it. Braniff Airlines
• Fill it to the rim with Brim. Brim Decaffeinated Coffee
• Hope, triumph, and the miracle of medicine. Bristol-Myers Squibb Co.
• The way to fly. British Airways
• The world’s favourite airline. British Airways
• Wassup?! Budweiser
• The king of beers. Budweiser
• It just tastes better. Burger King
• Have it your way. Burger King
• Break through. Cadillac
• A can a week, that’s all we ask. California Almond Growers
• Got milk? California Milk Processor Board
• Calgon, take me away. Calgon Toiletries
• Between love and madness lies obsession. Calvin Klein
• Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Calvin Klein Jeans
• I’d walk a mile for a camel. Camel
• For negative people. CameraWorld
• What’s in your wallet? Capital One
• For virtually spotless dishes. Cascade
• Turning partnership into energy. ChevronTexaco
• Please don’t squeeze the Charmin. Charmin
• Get your own box. Cheez-It
• A silly millimeter longer. Chesterfield Cigarettes
• Like a rock. Chevy Trucks
• It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. Chiffon Margarine
• Inspiration comes standard. Chrysler
• Will you be ready? Cialis
• Empowering the Internet generation. Cisco Systems
• Live richly. Citi
• If I’ve only one life, let me live it as a blonde. Clairol
• Does she or doesn’t she? Clairol
• The antidote for civilization. ClubMed
• The source for computing and technology. CNET
• The most trusted name in news. CNN
• Coca-Cola refreshes you best. Coca-Cola
• The pause that refreshes. Coca-Cola
• Have a coke and smile. Coca-Cola
• The silver bullet. Coors
• Cotton. The fabric of our lives. Cotton Incorporated
• If you want to capture someone’s attention, whisper. Coty Perfume
• Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. Crest
• Look, Ma, no cavities! Crest
• Cooks who know trust Crisco. Crisco Vegetable Shortening
• Love it for life. Dannon Yogurt
• A diamond is forever. DeBeers
• Easy as Dell. Dell Computer
• You’ll love the way we fly. Delta Airlines
• We love to fly and it shows. Delta Airlines
• We’re cooking now. Denny’s
• Restoring the joy of motion. DePuy Orthopedics
• We move the world. DHL
• Yellow. The new Brown. DHL
• Competition. Bad for them. Great for you. DHL
• Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did? Dial Soap
• The happiest place on earth. Disneyland
• Time to make the doughnuts. Dunkin Donuts
• The miracles of science. DuPont
• Better living through chemistry. DuPont
• The power of all of us. eBay
• The world’s online marketplace. eBay
• When EF Hutton talks, people listen. EF Hutton
• Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. Electrolux
• When you’re crazy for chicken. El Pollo Loco
• It keeps going, and going, and going… Energizer Batteries
• See your way forward. Epiphany
• Quality in everything we do. Ernst & Young
• Put a tiger in your tank. Esso (Exxon)
• Don’t just travel. Travel right. Expedia.com
• Good taste is easy to recognize. Fancy Feast
• Our business is the American dream. FannieMae
• Relax, it’s FedEx. FedEx
• The world on time. FedEx
• When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. FedEx
• Play. Laugh. Grow. Fisher-Price
• It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Florida Orange Juice Growers Association
• Built for the road ahead. Ford
• Ford has a better idea. Ford
• Quality is job one. Ford
• Fosters?Australian for beer. Fosters Australian Beer
• Fair and balanced. Fox News
• Extinct is forever. Friends of the Animals
• Say it with flowers. FTD
• Imagination at work. General Electric
• We bring good things to life. General Electric
• Celebrate the moments of your life. General Foods
• Two words to the wise. Georgia Federal
• Babies are our business. Gerber
• Shouldn’t your baby be a Gerber baby? Gerber
• My wife, I think I’ll keep her. Geritol
• Look sharp, feel sharp. Gillette
• The best a man can get. Gillette
• Never let ‘em see you sweat. Gillette Dry idea
• Don’t get mad. Get GLAD. GLAD
• The best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them. Goodyear
• Leave the driving to us. Greyhound
• Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Grey Poupon
• It’s a great time to be alive. Guidant
• Don’t be vague, ask for Haig. Haig Scotch Whiskey
• When you care enough to send the very best. Hallmark
• American by birth. Rebel by choice. Harley Davidson
• Hey! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch? Hawaiian Punch
• We answer to a higher authority. Hebrew National
• Hertz puts you in the driver’s seat. Hertz
• 57 varieties H.J. Heinz
• Invent. Hewlett Packard
• Pleasing people the world over. Holiday Inn
• The power of dreams. Honda
• Where’s the cream filling? Hostess Cakes
• We’re behind you every step of the way. Huggies
• Solutions for a small planet. IBM
• Intel Inside. Intel
• Manly yes, but I like it, too. Irish Spring Soap
• Pure clean, pure Ivory. Ivory Soap
• 99.44% pure. Ivory Soap
• Jack’s back! Jack in the Box
• Don’t dream it. Drive it. Jaguar
• America’s most famous dessert. Jell-O
• Nothing runs like a Deere. John Deere
• The right relationship is everything. JPMorgan Chase Bank
• 100% juice for 100% kids. Juicy Juice
• Thrive. Kaiser Permanente
• Every kiss begins with Kay. Kay Jewelers
• They’re g-r-r-r-eat! Kellog’s Frosted Flakes
• Start aging smart. Kellogg’s Smart Start
• Finger-lickin’ good! Kentucky Fried Chicken
• Nobody does chicken like KFC. KFC
• Kid tested. Mother approved. Kix Cereal
• Share moments. Share life. Kodak
• It’s time for clarity. KPMG
• What happens here, stays here. Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority
• Betcha can’t eat just one. Lay’s Potato Chips
• When banks compete, you win. LendingTree
• The relentless pursuit of perfection. Lexus
• I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. LifeCall
• Hey, Mikey…he likes it! Life Cereal
• Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride. Listerine
• Because I’m worth it. L’OrŽal
• Magically delicious. Lucky Charms
• Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Lucky Strike
• Creating value through true convergence. Lucent Technologies
• Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. M&Ms
• Come to Marlboro Country. Marlboro
• There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else there’s MasterCard. MasterCard
• Good to the last drop. Maxwell House
• I want my Maypo. Maypo
• Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town. Maytag Appliances
• Passion for the road. Mazda
• Did somebody say McDonald’s? McDonald’s
• Is it live or is it Memorex? Memorex
• Tastes so good cats ask for it by name. Meow Mix
• Merrill-Lynch is bullish on America. Merrill-Lynch
• MGM means great movies. MGM
• Because so much is riding on your tires. Michelin
• Lose the carbs. Not the taste. Michelob Ultra
• Your potential. Our passion. Microsoft
• Where do you want to go today? Microsoft
• It’s Miller time! Miller Beer
• The champagne of bottled beer. Miller High Life
• Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less. Miller Lite
• Tastes great, less filling. Miller Lite
• Wake up and drive. Mitsubishi Motors
• One client at a time. MorganStanley
• When it rains, it pours. Morton Salt
• Medicine with muscle. Motrin
• Do the Dew. Mountain Dew
• Beef. It’s what’s for dinner. National Cattlemen’s Beef Association
• Take a bite out of crime.
• National Crime Prevention Council
• Pork. The other white meat. National Pork Board
• You could learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle up! National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
• Must see TV. NBC
• Break out of the ordinary. Nestles Butterfinger
• I love New York. New York State Division of Tourism
• All the news that’s fit to print. The New York Times
• Just do it. Nike
• At the heart of the image. Nikon
• Only fit for a king. Nine Lives. Nine Lives Cat Food
• Enjoy the ride. Nissan
• Connecting people. Nokia
• Take it all off. Noxzema
• The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine. NyQuil
• Taking care of business. Office Depot
• It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile anymore. Oldsmobile
• The mark of a man. Old Spice
• Changes everything. OneTouch
• Software powers the Internet. Oracle
• Ore-Ida! It’s all-righta! Ore-Ida
• No rules. Just right. Outback Steakhouse
• Grab the Southwest by the bottle. Pace Picante Sauce
• Catch our smile. Pacific Southwest Airlines
• Ask the man who owns one. Packard
• Slightly ahead of its time. Panasonic
• The flavor says butter. Parkay Margarine
• This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Partnership for a Drug-Free America
• We will sell no wine before its time. Paul Masson
• Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm
• Come alive! You’re in the Pepsi generation. Pepsi
• The taste of a new generation. Pepsi
• For those who think young. Pepsi
• Pepsi-Cola hits the spot. Pepsi
• It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. Perdue Chicken
• Where the pets go. Petco
• The best kept automotive secret in America. Peugeot
• Talk. They’ll listen. Philip Morris
• Famously fresh. Planter’s Peanuts
• Lifts and separates. Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra
• The fun develops instantly. Polaroid
• Get a piece of the rock. Prudential
• Something to smile about. Quaker Oatmeal
• M’m, m’m, m’m, m’m, m’m…toasty! Quiznos
• Spirit of service. Qwest
• Ride the light. Qwest
• You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers. Radio Shack
• RAID kills bugs dead. RAID
• I liked it so much I bought the company. Remington
• How well do you share? Ricoh
• How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Rolaids
• Get out there. Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines
• Ingredients for life. Safeway
• Experience success. Salesforce.com
• Sanka?everything you love about coffee. Sanka
• The beer that made Milwaukee famous. Schlitz
• Funny name. Serious sandwich. Schlotzky’s Deli
• Schhh! You know who? Schweppes
• We turn on ideas. Seagate
• Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Secret Deodorant
• The uncola. 7-Up
• It’s Shake and Bake, and I helped. Shake and Bake
• For the person who has everything, we have everything else. The Sharper Image
• Cover the earth. Sherwin Williams
• Always there in a pinch. Skoal
• We make the money the old-fashioned way?we earn it. Smith Barney
• With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be good. Smucker’s
• Made from the best stuff on Earth. Snapple
• You are now free to move about the country. Southwest Airlines
• Now, that’s better. SPRINT PCS
• Obey your thirst. Sprite
• That was easy. Staples
• Sorry, Charlie. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste. Starkist Tuna
• Eat fresh. Subway
• The network is the computer. Sun Microsystems
• Better snacking. Sunkist
• If it’s not SuperSoil, it’s just plain old dirt. SuperSoil
• There’s no equal. Sweet ‘N Low
• Think outside the bun. Taco Bell
• Head for the border. Taco Bell
• You quiero Taco Bell. Taco Bell
• Expect more. Pay less. Target
• I’d rather fight than switch. Tareyton Cigarettes
• If it’s gotta be clean, it’s gotta be Tide. Tide
• Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Timex
• Choose freedom. Toshiba
• Invest with confidence. T. Rowe Price
• Get the feeling. Toyota
• Silly rabbit, trix are for kids. Trix Cereal
• A vital part of your world. Tyco
• It’s hospital recommended. Tylenol
• Imagine it. Done. Unisys
• Time to fly. United Airlines
• The mind is a terrible thing to waste. United Negro College Fund
• The spirit of ’76. Unocal
• What can Brown do for you? UPS
• Some of our best men are women. U.S. Army
• Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. U.S. Dept. of Transportation
• Only you can prevent forest fires. U.S. Forest Service
• Give a hoot, don’t pollute. U.S. Forest Service
• The few, the proud, the Marines. U.S. Marines
• We’re looking for a few good men. U.S. Marines
• It’s not a job. It’s an adventure. U.S. Navy
• The toughest job you’ll ever love. U.S. Peace Corps
• I coulda had a V-8! V-8
• We never stop working for you. Verizon Wireless
• Can you hear me now?…Good! Verizon Wireless
• His master’s voice. Victor Talking Machine Co.
• You’ve come a long way, baby. Virginia Slims Cigarettes
• Virginia is for lovers. The Virginia Tourism Commission
• It’s everywhere you want to be. VISA
• Visine gets the red out. Visine
• Think small. Volkswagen
• Drivers wanted. Volkswagen
• Fahrvergnugen Volkswagen
• For life. Volvo
• Always low prices. Always. Wal-Mart
• The next stage. Wells Fargo
• Where’s the beef? Wendy’s
• Western Airlines the only way to fly. Western Airlines
• The breakfast of champions. Wheaties
• Ring around the collar. Wisk Laundry Detergent
• For a living planet. World Wildlife Fund
• We’re moving beyond documents. Xerox
• Believe. Yahoo! Personals
• Let your fingers do the walking. Yellow Pages
• Where technology means business. ZDNet
• The quality goes in before the name goes on. Zenith

Jingles

• Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man. Ace Hardware
• Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. Alka-Seltzer
• The incredible, edible egg. American Egg Board
• I am stuck on Band-Aids ‘cause Band-Aids stuck on me. Band-Aids
• Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best. Best Foods (Hellmann’s Mayonnaise)
• A little dab’ll do ya. Brylcreem
• For all you do, this Bud’s for you. Budweiser
• When you say Budweiser, you’ve said it all. Budweiser
• Have it your way. Burger King
• Pure cane sugar from Hawaii. C&H
• M’m! M’m! Good! Campbell’s Soup
• See the USA in your Chevrolet. Chevrolet
• What’s the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea. Chicken of the Sea
• I’m Chiquita Banana and I’ve come to say – bananas have to ripen in a certain way. Chiquita Banana
• It’s the real thing. Coca-Cola
• I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony… Coca-Cola
• Coke is it! Coca-Cola
• Things go better with Coke. Coca-Cola
• We’ve got a taste for you. Coca-Cola
• Just for the fun of it, Diet Coke. Diet Coke
• Just for the taste of it, Diet Coke. Diet Coke
• I’m a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper… Dr Pepper
• I can bring home the bacon… Enjoli
• The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup. Folger’s Coffee
• In the valley of the jolly–ho-ho-ho!–Green Giant. Green Giant
• From the land of sky-blue waters. Hamm’s Beer
• Intel inside logo (four-note theme) Intel
• There’s always room for J-E-L-L-0. Jell-O
• Jell-O makes me mellow and the wiggle makes me giggle. Jell-O
• Snap! Crackle! Pop! Rice Krispies. Kellogg’s Rice Krispies
• Give me a break! Give me a break! Kit-Kat Bar
• What would you do for a Klondike bar? Klondike Bar
• And America spells cheese…K-R-A-F-T. Kraft
• Here’s to good friends….Tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau. Lowenbrau Beer
• [Coffee pot percolator theme] Maxwell House Coffee
• Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybelline
• Zoom, zoom, zoom. Mazda
• I’m lovin’ it. McDonald’s
• You deserve a break today. McDonald’s
• Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. McDonald’s
• We love to see you smile. McDonald’s
• Meow, meow, meow, meow…. Meow Mix (Ralston)
• If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer. Miller Beer
• Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that’s in it. Mr. Clean
• N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best…chocolate. Nestles
• I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. Oscar Mayer
• My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R. Oscar Mayer
• PepsiŃfor those who think young. Pepsi
• Pepsi hits the spot. Pepsi
• You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Pepsodent
• Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Peter Paul Mounds/Almond Joy
• Call for Philip Morris. Philip Morris
• Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven. Pillsbury
• Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. Rice-a-Roni
• Away go troubles down the drain. Roto-Rooter
• Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Sara Lee Foods
• When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer. Schlitz Beer
• Singapore girl, you’re a great way to fly. Singapore Airlines
• It’s slinky, it’s slinky, oh what a wonderful toy. Slinky
• Uh, oh, Spaghettios. Spaghettios
• Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. State Farm
• Raise your hand if you’re sure. Sure
• How do you feed a hungry man? Swanson Hungry-Man
• You can trust your car to the men who wear the star. Texaco
• I love what you do for me…Toyota. Toyota
• Tum, tum, tum, tum, Tums. Tums
• Fly the friendly skies (of United). United Airlines
• Be all that you can be. U.S. Army
• Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. Winston
• Double your pleasure, double your fun. Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum
• You’re not fully clean until you’re Zestfully clean. Zest Soap

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